A Little Humor

Only in This Stupid World 
……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
 


Only in This Stupid World
 
…..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. 

Only in This Stupid World
 
…..do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..
 

Only in This Stupid World 
……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put 
our useless junk in the garage.
 

Only in This Stupid World ………..do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in 
packages of eight..
 


Only in This Stupid World …..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
 

EVER WONDER …


Why the sun lightens 
our hair, but darkens
 our skin? 

Why don’t you ever see the 
headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
 


Why is 
‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
 


Why is it that 
Doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
 


Why is lemon juice made 
with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
 

Why is the man who 
invests all your money called a broker?
 

Why is the time of 
day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
 

Why isn’t there 
mouse-flavored cat food?
 

Why didn’t Noah 
swat those two mosquitoes?
 

Why do they sterilize the 
needle for lethal injections?
 

You know that 
indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
 

Why don’t sheep 
shrink when it rains?
 


Why are they called 
apartments when they are all stuck together?


If con is the opposite of 
pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
 

If flying is so 
safe,
 why do they call the airport the terminal? 

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